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Ese día, otro en el que seguramente también como siempre me había propuesto mantener un perfil bajo sin éxito, cenando con los compañeros de trabajo de Rut, ya entonado, achispado por el vino, empece con mi diatriba en contra de la corrección política y dije algo así como:

Ya no se puede decir negro sin que sea considerado un insulto.
Ya no se puede decir judío sin que sea considerado un insulto.

El interlocutor puso en duda mi afirmación.

Una gaffe importante.


16 máximas

16 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN:

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2 If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.’
3. There is a very fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness.’
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
7. Never lick a steak knife.
8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person.  (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
14. Your friends love you anyway.
15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the  Ark.  A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
16. Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it’s up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

by: Dave Berry


Maradona

Estoy muy contento de que hayan elegido a Maradona como director técnico de la selección argentina de fútbol.
Finalmente se desmitificará a ese mamarracho, ya que seguramente fracasará y tendrá que esconderse en la villa miseria de la que nunca debería haber salido.
Allí los argentinos iguales a él (un 51%, aproximadamente) se harán su agosto de burlas y le podrán comprar droga en el nuevo puesto de venta que D10S pondrá en Villa Fiorito.